User talk:Mysteryman2001

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Stop

Please. Just stop adding full-sized pictures to articles. You're fucking them up. If you want help, just ask, but stop doing what you're doing now. -- 01:50, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

4 convicted felons escaped in 36 hours

My elephant likes joke, so you better make it funny or he'll trample everyone in sight...

It's well written, but where are the jokes? My elephant likes jokes. Mattsnow 17:25, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

I've moved it to User:Mysteryman2001/4 convicted felons escaped in 36 hours so you can perfect it before mainspacing. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:38, July 15, 2012 (UTC)