User talk:Murc O' Garage

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'Ello

Just in case the sudden disappearance of "Kettering england" mystifies you, click here. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:30, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Which would you rather keep - Kettering or Kettering, England? Duplicate articles take up unnecessary space on the servers. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:32, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

By the way, your new UKIP Manifesto article is very, very good. Clean up the format a little and let me know when you've finished it so I can nominate it to be featured on the front page, would you? :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:08, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

UKIP

I came to ask if you'd like me to nominate the UKIP page, which is excellent. But I notice someone beat me to it. You may want to ditch one of the images on the left in the second section as it's currently making a bit of a mess of the format. I'd vote for it anyway, but you know how some people are. --Sog1970 20:57, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

I re-read it and interfered in a way you should feel free to revert. I really want this article on the front page but I think you'll have to re-word the last few sections which are a bit list-y at present. It would be a shame to miss out on a feature for such a good idea. --Sog1970 21:13, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Also, Red Squirrle are true-blue, patriotic, bitter-drinking squirrels, whereas Grey Squirrels are Johnny-come-lately, shandy-drinking, wooftery foreign-types. I think you should make that clear. Nigel Farrage would. --Sog1970 21:31, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

It's going well on VFH - you should show my usual lack of classby voting for yourself.--Sog1970 16:45, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

UKIP Manifesto

Made some edits and a few adds whilst it was on VFH. Let me know if they helped. I changed my vote after so it will be featured. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:46, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever you do don't listen to Romartus. He's a notorious fuckwit with daddy issues. He's also after your gusset, so just try to ignore him.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Badly Drawn Porn --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:30, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Now then, ladies. Anyway, you got a feature article - first of many, I'm sure.--Sog1970 21:23, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks to all for your coaching, tips, edits and particularly the interest shown in my gusset. I would especially like to thank my parents without whom I wouldn't be here today etc etc. Murc O' Garage 21:45, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Plus, you are now the proud possessor of the following --Sog1970 21:12, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Featured Article: UKIP Manifesto

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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