User talk:MountainFist
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- Just for the record I definitely got here first. Welcome! →
L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:45 14 February 2019
RE: Your pecker joke[edit source]
From UnNews:David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker:
"Jeff Bezos's penis is insured for billions of dollars, i bought an instantpot on amazon"
If I were you, I'd do the following:
- Read HTBFANJS
- Fix my grammar, punctuation and capitalization
- Give a more specific amount of money that the pecker is insured for (Sorry, I just like typing "pecker")
- Drop the whole "I bought whatever on Amazon" joke
Also, I'd put it before my final line, where I riff on Peter Piper. Don't worry. Some of my earliest contributions were questionable, but I've improved to the point that I'm now an admin. You have potential. If you practice hard enough, you can come up with something that is gut-busting.
Thanks for your interest. 
PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 09:57, 14 February 2019 (UTC)