User talk:MinionOfDoom
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- See! I told you someone would write junk on your talk page. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
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~ 02 Apr 2010 ~ 05:14 (UTC)
Hey thanks :) -– Preceding unsigned comment added by MinionOfDoom (talk • contribs)
- Here, have some more crap. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:03, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
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I just like this... found it on Best of Craigslist awhile back and am thinking of starting up a Reno chapter. Enjoy.
Are you a casual drunk to full blown alcoholic? Is your mouth often writing checks your fists can't cash? Drunk as Balls Dojo is the answer to all of your problems. At Drunk as Balls Dojo you will learn the fine art of bar fighting from one of the nation's premiere trouble drunks- Ryan O'Reilly. Master O'Reilly has been banned nationally from such established chains as Friday's, Buffalo Wild Wings, and every Border's Book Store containing a Starbucks. He is an expert in the "What are you looking at" and "You got a problem" fighting styles, but is very skilled in a variety of other styles such as "She was talking to me."
Master O'reilly will take you from the pansy-ass lush you are now to becoming a true liability in only 5 weeks. Intensive training covering such varied areas of self-offense as:
- Using wing sauce as a weapon
- Breaking a beer bottle without slicing and dicing your hands
- Accurate projectile vomiting
- Flicking a lit cigarette into someones face
- "Getting the fuck outta there"
Classes will be held every Monday, Weds, and Friday- with Fridays being reserved for critiquing failed technique in the classic and award winning movie Roadhouse. You'll come to class, get wasted drunk, and mix it up with other like-minded individuals. Master Ryan will show you the path to true 'trouble maker.' Only when you reach that point will you be able to tell that douche-bag how ridiculous his shirt/hat/girlfriend is with the confidence that only comes from being trained as a drunk fighter. If you aspire to bar-flydom, this class is a must have!
Classes start at $50 a week + a 12 pack per class. -– Preceding unsigned comment added by MinionOfDoom (talk • contribs)
Don't pay attention to Syndrome[edit source]
... he's full of crap. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ 
~ 07 Apr 2010 ~ 03:15 (UTC)