User talk:Mikegod

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SpongeBob SquarePants

You voted for SpongeBob SquarePants on VFH, which was featured!

As a reward, please accept this lovely template, complete with ice cream and a rectangular prism.

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Thanks for the vote! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:02, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hey boss

I like I'm Just Saying, by the way. I'm just over critical of articles when they are put up for front page status. As for the girlfriend voting thing - it's a dicey issue, as there's no way to verify who voted on what. The best option is to not do it as it might be misconstrued as vote rigging. In fact I had an issue where I had to ask two of my friends to not vote on an award for me in the past. (Besides, nobody in the internet has a real girlfriend.) Nominally Humane! 05:30 03 Aug

I removed the two IP votes as a precaution Mikegod as both had been used to edit the article. . Since I thought your article has merit and has potential, I suggest working on it a bit more. You will find other contributors/readers here will vote in favour without resorting to 'girlfriends' or 'baby brothers' to influence others when it comes to voting for an article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:43, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry for triflin' guys, I'll keep working on it. --Mikegod (talk) 15:27, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Can you not blank pages? If you want something removed, ask an admin. I have removed your article off VFH by the normal procedure we have here. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:03, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

You are a gentleman and a scholar

Thank you for voting for my gibbon-arm feature. I will get to the other features soon, but my internest time has been very limited and I'm about to go for pizza with family do-gooders. Good to meet you too, and please stay around this honored site and ride a very nice learning curve as you write more stuff. Yay! Thanks again, Aleister 21:09 11-19-'12

Koch Brothers on VFH

There's more to it now. Please reread and see if you want to flip your vote. Spıke ¬ 18:15 20-Nov-12

-You talked me into it. MikeGod (Parliamo) 02:49 November 21, 2012 (UTC)

That was easy! Thanks. Spıke ¬ 03:16 21-Nov-12