User talk:Kokey1011
Welcome![edit source]
Oh, excellent! New blood. So your name is Kokey1011? Awesome. I'm Andorin Kato, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. On behalf of the royal community of Benson, welcome to Uncyclopedia! Most likely I've noticed your contributions in Recent Changes, and decided that you need a proper introduction to this strange new world you've entered. If that's the case, then take a look at the following links:
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I also feel like I should mention something that seems to go largely unnoticed. Take a look at the QVFD page. This page is here for speedy deletion of articles that, shall we say, fail to meet our (relatively loose) standards of quality. Basically, articles about your friends, schoolmates, teachers, etc (in other words, people we've never heard of and aren't likely to care about), blatant one-liners, and things like this get posted to QVFD. Articles you create just to test something also go in here; I suggest creating [[<insert name here>/sandbox]] if you want to run tests, or just use the official sandbox.
If you need help with anything, feel free to ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Village Dump (article-related concerns should go in Pee Review and nothing-related comments should go in Benson's place). One final note: if you're interested in maintaining the health of the wiki, please drop by the Grue Army HQ, or drop in at Outpost Beta. So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time!--Andorin Kato 05:01, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
I told you so[edit source]
I warned you but you wont listen. Be productive next time instead of posting pics of your friends and labelling them as gay.
--Gilgal1
(Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:46, 9 November 2007 (UTC)