User talk:Kevin Bell
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VFH[edit source]
Kevin, dont take that so personally. I believe you and I will change my vote for Jacksonville. Realize, we've had problems with socks in the past, so that kinda stuff looks suspicious. One of my friends informed me of the site as well, so I see where you're coming from. You dont have to flip out over minor things like this. Next time, just talk to me calmly and explain. I like your article, but the voting seemed suspicious, as I said. Also, one of those usernames doesnt even exist, you might have your friend register, and then vote. As for your vote on my article, The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah, your vote against was clearly in revenge for my against vote. If I vote for your article, I'd greatly appreciate it if you follow my lead and vote for mine as well. For the record, I'm half-Jewish, I swear on that. I'll go change my vote on your article, as I like it, and please do the same for me. Hope this can all be water under the bridge...
Ok, well about that username. My buddies always reads these articles, just they're not contributors. And they liked mine, partly because I wrote it and partly because its alright, so they wanted to vote for it. I in know way puppeted them to vote. And I will switch my vote because it took a big man for you to say that, meaning your not a pompous jerk.--Kevin Bell 11:06, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
The Bureaucracy Channel[edit source]
I've changed the "listy" programming schedule to a "tabley" one, if that makes any difference. To be honest I never saw it as a list, as lists never go beyond the title+list phase (no descriptive paragraph, no excerpts, no pics, etc).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:19, 26 October 2006 (UTC)