User talk:Kelton2

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Vandalizing articles

Stop it or you will get banned -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:04, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

VANDALISM IS POINTLESS

Okay, I will stop Kelton2 (talk) 16:51, October 5, 2012 (UTC) READ ALL ABOUT IT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:38, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

The Game

Please go easy on the technique of "nonsense numbers." Everyone does this and everyone is bored with it. For more comedy tips, please browse through UN:HTBFANJS. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 22:01 12-Dec-12

Ok, thanks. Won't edit right now because here in mexico it's very late at night, but I will keep that in mind in the future. Kelton2 (talk) 01:15, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

In my opinion, you have not gone easy on this technique. What you have done is logged off, removed {{WIP}} from the article and substituted an excuse, then logged back on and gone on to other things rather than the prompt repair of a bad article that you need to do. This strikes me as bad faith and I have recommended that Admins review you. Spıke ¬ 18:43 16-Dec-12

Happy Monkey Topic

Your topic for the contest is The Aristocrats as written by William Shakespeare . You have specific instructions to only include Shakespeare characters which you are free to honour or not. It would be great if you did. You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)