User talk:I like cheese
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, I like cheese, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Thank you![edit source]
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!
Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. I'm glad you enjoyed it! :) --THE 01:21, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Protect your Children[edit source]
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Nice, man, nice. • <-> (Dec 17 / 00:57)
AAN: Ready to adopt.[edit source]
If you want to be my bitch improve your article-writing skills, add this to your page:
{{Adoptee|Thematrixeatsyou}}
Generally I write for UnNews. I've done a few UnTunes songs; however, seeing as I haven't gotten around to getting some samples, I can't really do much right now. A few things I've done:
A few notes you might find helpful:
- Subtlety is the best policy. Make it look authentic. But still, keep it funny.
- Stick closely to facts.
I quite like your work on Boxes. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 03:25, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Spelin...[edit source]
...got deleted because it was three sentences long. If you're willing to flesh out the concept, start the page again under your userpage (User:I like cheese/Spelin), finish it there, then move it out to mainspace. Alternately, if it was intended to be a stub, try adding it to Undictionary. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:22, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Sam i am[edit source]
Your article has been moved to your userspace, due to an expired construction tag. There, you can work on it all you like until it's ready to go back to mainspace. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 20:52, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Comment[edit source]
The category you've made meets my eyes with glowing approvel and my nuts feel not friction with it. However adding loads of images will add loads to the bottom of the category. If you know you are doing that then thats cool, but I thought it would be an idea to say:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:27, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
ABOUT CHEESE...[edit source]
Hello, I just came to plea for mercy.By eating me, you'd be driving my mozorella friends to suicide, my cheesecake buddies to the funeral and I myself is a cheese.I have been sitting happily in the old days lying in a land of milkshake and cakes.I, I am the king of the land and am willing to share it with you if you are willing to spare me!I have known your hunger for cheese but please don't kill me!I am a cheese, I repeat and in the name of the cheesy king, I prevent it!!!Please spare me, as my fellow cheese army are in desperecy!!!--CheesyBoy 04:24, February 26, 2011 (UTC)