User talk:Hr. Snellman

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Now, being less formal, you will see the above message in a lot of users' talk page. However, that does not mean this is an automated message. Really, I had to click on your user talk, copy-paste this stuff, and submit it with my own fleshy finger. Now, some personal non-official advice:

• You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing, Russian Reversal, and Mr. T. Those things are completely overused and not funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon chiché (if you want respect, trust me, try French instead of Internet-Speak). Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just don't mention them unless you have a very, very good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean funny.
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• Start pages in userspace, first. By that, I mean if you wanted to create a page called "Flappy woo-ha," instead of creating the page Flappy woo-ha, create User:Hr. Snellman/Flappy woo-ha. That way, you'll have plenty of time to work on it and it won't be deleted or ICU'd. You can start a page in mainspace, just make damn sure what you put there is long enough and funny enough to not get huffed.
• Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
• And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:08, Jan 27

By the way, I'm from finland. And... So I maybe need some little more practise with English lauage, but anyway, don't care, thanks. --Hr. Snellman 00:39, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

RuneScape

Hi there! I've started doing the proofread on your RuneScape article. It's not a bad article, and I've tried to make sure I only re-write it to make more sense, and not to remove any of your jokes. That said, I completely removed 2 lines that I couldn't understand at all, but I don't think removing them will have a big effect, so I hope you don't mind!

I hope to go through and finish this some time soon, but it's quite a big job, so it'll have to be when I have a bit more time. Hope you like what I've done so far! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:02, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

OK, I'm done now. Hope you like it - it took ages! (Hope you're still active and I haven't just wasted my time!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:13, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I'm here, but now I'm making article to finnish "Hikipedia". I still here, don't worry. =) --Hr. Snellman 21:10, 4 February 2008 (UTC)