User talk:HonestUser
Welcome![edit source]
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Honest[edit source]
Are you truly honest? be honest! • <Apr 27, 2008 [14:19]>
- I truly am. --HonestUser 18:54, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh yeah? Well, what's your address, then? Be honest about THAT, Mr. Man! • <Apr 27, 2008 [18:59]>
- And your bank account number while you're at it. ~
19:00, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- You want my social security number, credit cards, a car while you at it? --HonestUser 19:03, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, I'm not greedy. ~ 19:17, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Okay, only problem is. How do I send you this information? --HonestUser 19:20, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Send it via public website where everyone can see it. • <Apr 27, 2008 [19:21]>
- Okay! My Address is the following.
- 6361 Egerton Cir
- Memphis, TN 38119
- I have to go through some extra hoops to get my Bank Account Number but here's my address. --HonestUser 19:26, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Send it via public website where everyone can see it. • <Apr 27, 2008 [19:21]>
- Okay, only problem is. How do I send you this information? --HonestUser 19:20, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, I'm not greedy. ~
- You want my social security number, credit cards, a car while you at it? --HonestUser 19:03, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- And your bank account number while you're at it. ~
- Oh yeah? Well, what's your address, then? Be honest about THAT, Mr. Man! • <Apr 27, 2008 [18:59]>
Hey Hop[edit source]
...Hey hop, say mop, hi! Just came by to see if you need any extra help with your Way In article? How are you getting along? Answer honestly! Also the chicken flies at midnight... - 16:12 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Hey I noticed your The Way In article, which I peed on got deleted. And you're still looking for adoption? Well, if you can promise to 1) stay on Uncyclopedia and 2) be awesome always and 3) be honest then I'm willing to adopt you! Anyway...hi, again! - 17:52 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Thank You[edit source]
Just thought I 'd drop by to say thank you for your NotM vote. If there is anything i can do for you, feel free to drop me a line. --Cheapinitreal 21:48, 22 May 2008 (UTC)