User talk:Hockey salmon

yes this is me Hockey salmon (talk) 21:39, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

yes this is me --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:40, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

this all stemmed from a stupid quote on LPTEW Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 21:52, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

wasn't it the uhc? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:56, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

oh right Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 21:59, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

test

@Hockey salmon: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:59, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

@Hockey salmon: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:02, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

@Hockey salmon: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:04, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

test 2: electric boogaloo

@Fish on skates: Will this work Hockey salmon (talk) 16:52, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Get smashed

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Fish on skates just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include this is a test of wtools --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 22:49, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh noes! You were blocked!

You have been blocked from editing for a period of this is a test for of wtools. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop of wtools. Thaaanks! ----Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 22:50, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER!

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Hockey salmon? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Archive is Archive!!! Obviously not archibe!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Hockey salmon. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:13, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER!

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Hockey salmon? As we all know, the correct way of spelling tesr is tesr!!! Obviously not test!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Hockey salmon. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:15, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER!

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Hockey salmon? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Hockey salmos is Hockey salmos!!! Obviously not hockey slamon!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Hockey salmon. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:21, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

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[[User:{{subst:REVISIONUSER}}|Someone]] doesn't know how to spell "ping". The user they probably meant to ping is Hockey salmon.

--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 20:44, 18 February 2026 (UTC)