User talk:Fizzler the transsexal of borg
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Fizzler the transsexal of borg, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
On approval templates[edit source]
I noticed you adding a few {{Jesus Approved}} and {{Satan Approved}} templates to articles. We had an issue a while back with people adding those and a slew of other "<Person> Approved" templates on half the pages on the wiki. It gets old, fast. Unless the template you add has something remotely to do with the article you add it to, I'm going to have to ask you to not add it. Thanks. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 23:38, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
IRC[edit source]
Try now. ;-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:55, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
ICU[edit source]
Your article Slasher Film has been moved to User:Fizzler the transsexal of borg/Slasher Film because it's ICU time has run out. I have also moved the Pee review discussion to the talk page of the link above. Feel free to move it back once it has finished. —Braydie at 15:23, 22 January 2007 (UTC)