User talk:Fate

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-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 23:02, Mar. 25, 2013

It's that time of year again

Christmas is coming up! Well, not really. But you ask any grandmother in the world, (except for the ones in Cuba. STAY AWAY FROM THE ONES IN CUBA!) and she's already way ahead of you. Socks, dollar store deodorant, it's already wrapped! So I urge you, do it now before the malls get filled with hot chicks! Cause then they'll distract you, and you can always sit at the food court gazing at the hot chicks any other time!

This has been my Christmas Advice. (2013, be extra kind to your uncles, they're dying sooner than later.)

Hi

howdy How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 23:24, 25 March 2013 (UTC)

Oh hello, Oh hello indeed. EEEGHHEEEEHHHHEEE

okok

Leave four tildes or ~ ~ ~ ~ to put your sig after a message- How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 23:35, 25 March 2013 (UTC)

I am learning all the tricks oh' the internet. ~ ~ ~ ~

Eh, don't space between the tildes. How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 23:40, 25 March 2013 (UTC)

Oh man, I'm the biggest screw up ever. But I will embrace my screwness and become KING of the Uncyclopedea!

• 2 days later: what r uncyclipede? me frgot*

Fate (talk) 23:43, 25 March 2013 (UTC)

Well, you'll have to fight Zombiebaron for that title. Although he'll never admit he's king, so you basically have already won. How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 23:47, 25 March 2013 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:38 Jun 7 2014