User talk:Darth Lithuania
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Darth Lithuania, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Cookie Stuff[edit source]
GIMME A FUCKING COOKIE!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:51, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hahaha! Thanks! You have been rewarded with one of Mama Tenenbaum's "special" cookies! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:05, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
WTF Cookie[edit source]
WTF? Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 15:50, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Woop-tee-doo[edit source]
I brought you a Donald Duck cartoon.
Now give me a cookie--Sir McWooty III Fbu 16:27, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
On note of cookies..[edit source]
Sorry but i cant give cookies out cause im away for like a few years. When im back i'll give them to you guys. Then again you can just award them to youselfs
- Where are you going?! Why!? I'll miss you! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:42, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Relax:P Im not going anywhere.... Im just not around ever day to get these bombs....Ehm "Cookies" delivered.
- Oh. Yay! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:52, 2 October 2008 (UTC)