User talk:Darkfred
Welcome![edit source]
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Ouroboros[edit source]
The article failed VFD (Vote for Deletion) but I've placed a copy here for your viewing pleasure. Don't put it back into the mainspace area, or the Deleting Admin may offer you an extended timeout. :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Darth Hitler[edit source]
Restored to userspace here. I don't know the details of the deletion but I saw that you wanted a copy. —rc (t) 04:31, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
And just WHAT...[edit source]
is the point of this:
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American's with Disabilities Act warning This article was typed in by the chubby fingers of a Tard. Please don't edit it unless you want to see the dim smile fade from his fat little face. |
We have ten other maintanence templates already. And while I am a fan of the number 11, unless you can explain what the use of this is, I might have to nuke it. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 00:44, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
Shiny New Award[edit source]
For spreading the One, the Only Gospel of He-Who-Pwns-Indefinitely, DiZ has honored thee with the Ouroboros Appreciation Award. --Señor DiZtheGreat 
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:49, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
Keep up the good work, together we will spread the message! --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:49, 2 December 2006 (UTC)