User talk:Cajek/Adopt

Hey Cheapinitreal, Bobofosho2, or Splendiferous5 (or DJ Irreverent, although he graduated). Leave messages anywhere in here. I'll respond eventually.

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CheeEeEEeeEeeEese? Thank you for being an awesome adopter that helped me reach WotM. All you little brothers and sisters [sp?] learn off this here guy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:45, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

You always were nice to me, DJ. Keep showing them why you won WotM!   Le Cejak • <4:46, 04 Jul 2008>

Your new adoptees seem... quiet --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:38, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Grrr... yeah...   Le Cejak • <5:41, 10 Jul 2008>

Hi..uber n00b here, just signed up like 10 minutes ago..can you please adopt me?--Drunk Monkey 20:47, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Take a look

Hey i created some new shit... user:bobofosho2/Ventura, CA What do u think sooo far. its a work in progress?-Bobofosho2 21:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Hi Bobo, yeah I'll take a look later tonight, okay?   Le Cejak • <22:02, 10 Jul 2008>

no problem thanks a lot! no rush-Bobofosho2 04:13, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Sooory Cajek

I was an ass of a n00b for asking for SysRq's adoption. You were really nice 2 adopt in the first place. So sorry an thanks.-Bobofosho2 20:44, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

No prob, Bob. I wasn't really offended.   Le Cejak • <18:28, 12 Jul 2008>

Will u pee review my article

Hey Cajek, would u mind pee reviewing my ventura article. I already have a review page setup... so thanks and cheers.-Bobofosho2 04:04, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Which article? And yes, but gimme a day or so.   Le Cejak • <18:28, 12 Jul 2008>

would this ever be VFD material

Hey cajek would my new article eveeeer be VFD material. thanks, and please be honest?-Bobofosho2 04:45, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

I'll have to see which one it is, first :)   Le Cejak • <18:28, 12 Jul 2008>

sorry i meant VFP not VFD. I wanted to know if the ventura article would ever be a possible feature for the front page.-Bobofosho2 22:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Well it has a pretty good base, not in this form but maybe with some work --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm Back

Well after a frustrating week, I was finally able to log on today and work on my latest article. I take a break to eat and when I come back I see the 6th annual Poo Lit Surprise is starting. I have a few simple questions. 1) How do I find out if I am within the the three month noob rule? 2. Can an article be nominated in more than one category, such as Best Noob/ Best Article or Best Noob/ Best/Alt space? 3. Can you use the proofreading service or your adopter for help? 4.How does one place a video clip in an article? This is perfect timing for me. I can pop out two or three articles in the time alloted.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 01:03, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm, I think I know the answers...

1. Cheapinitreal will tell you. Your first edit was on April 28th, which means that, as of now, you're within the 3-month limit.

2. You can't nominate an article for more than one category, I believe. Ask Electrified Mocha Chinchilla or one of his henchmen if that's true for sure.

3. You can get help, I think.

4. <youtube width="320" height="260">(the last section of the address with the wacky numbers)</youtube>

I'm not too sure about these answers, but I'm PRETTY sure! Thanks for seeing your adopter, Cheap, good luck!!   Le Cejak • <1:40, 15 Jul 2008>

Thanks for the quick response. Sorry, I've been slacking lately. I'll just assume you are right on all accounts. I am not sure about number 4 though. I tried it and couldn't get it to work. I'll continue fucking with it and see if I figure it out. My wife is now on probation and has to remain both drug and liquor free which has been a chore. I am hoping I can get a rewrite out of the way + at least 1 other article. Of course I came to you with my questions. YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN! I hope I stroked your ego all the way off there. By chance have you ever seen Knife Show? It is one of the articles I am working on and one of the most naturally hilarious things ever to watch. It airs between 2AM-5AM CST Sat-Mon. That's the article I want to put the video in when I write it. Well I am off to scribble in my note book for a bit. Still have a busy next couple of days yet but then clear sailing. Thanks again for the help.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 03:18, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

A preview of the new movie, "Dark Night"...

Hehe. I got my video clip runnin. I just figured out what I was doing wrong and came to tell you about it. I created three new subpages so as to lock up the ideas. One of which I will do against your advice because I want to be as silly as possible with at least one article. If it ends up huffed then so be it. So I have my three ideas and around two weeks to pound them out. Will you be around much in the next few weeks?--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 03:53, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

I'll be around, just not all the time. I'll be around enough to see your articles, though. Good luck, Cheap!   Le Cejak • <4:31, 15 Jul 2008>

What the fuck?

Hey Cajek somebody pee reviewed my new article and absoloutley hated it. I'm talking about the ventura, ca article. Is this article really that bad or is just one guys opinion?-Bobofosho2 20:12, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea Bobofosho2. Uncle MrN here... You are talking about this review? It would have helped if you had given a link to this here... Just so you know, I had a look at that review, and yes. The reviewer was much too harsh by far. We do not give out 1 or 0 for that matter at virtually any time. I will leave it to Cajek to have a word with the reviewer. That's just not acceptable. MrN 20:24, Jul 15

thanks mister n your awesome here's the link: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Bobofosho2/Ventura, CA.-Bobofosho2 20:39, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

You can call me MrN. Cajek calls me "ass wipe", but then he has a very poor grasp of the English language... MrN 20:43, Jul 15

EDIT CONFLICT, ASSWIPE!!!!! It's not bad, but it's not that great either. I really would suggest you widen your audience, because only people in California would find your article interesting, bobo. You see what I mean? It's not an insult, it just means you have to start working on something more broad. Think like a comedian doing a stand-up routine on a single subject. I wrote Riddle, Serious, and Classy with that in mind.   Le Cejak • <20:48, 15 Jul 2008>

I've got a new idea

Hey Cajek, I had the idea of starting an article about Track & Field. I've run it for many years and I know its funny points. But I need an interesting angle to write from. Got any ideas? Thanks/Cheers-Bobofosho2 23:36, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Track and Field, eh? All right, maybe that'll work. Talk about the strategies of running, and the styles. Talk about the running styles of various famous people through history, maybe? Talk about all the ways you could cheat in track and field? (no horses! no steroids! no horses on steroids!) I think that might work... yeah... But I'm just spitballing.   Le Cejak • <23:44, 16 Jul 2008>

My thought was a parody of Wikipedia:Field_&_Stream the magazine about hunting, fishing and shooting. Maybe you could do it from the point of view of someone hunting and shooting athletes for sport? Maybe I need to get over my poor performance in sports day at school, hoever... Look, you know... The discus throwers would be good for clay pigeon shooting, and you could dangle an Olympic gold in the pool to try and catch swimmers? MrN 23:59, Jul 16

Second Opinion

I was told by multiple users to have my ventura, ca article peed on again. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind doing it.-Bobofosho2 02:17, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Your Ban

I had to. Otherwise the universe would have collapsed, remember last time... it took hours to get that out of the carpet. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:41, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Having your children surprise ban you is like having your children surprise sex you: if there's no love, the experience becomes extremely disturbing... and things get embedded in the carpet   Le Cejak • <13:45, 01 Aug 2008>

Aww :( *sulks in recently cleaned corner* --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:49, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Don't get me wrong: I love surprise sex by my adoptees!   Le Cejak • <13:54, 01 Aug 2008>

I'm bored --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:29, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Is this VFD worthy

Hey Cajek, i was wondering if my Ventura, CA is VFD material, or will it ever be VFD material?-user: mgr. bobofosho2 03:38, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

No, I doubt it. Are you worried, Bobo?   Le Cejak • <3:39, 06 Aug 2008>

no not really, i was just curious.-user: mgr. bobofosho2 03:41, 6 August 2008 (UTC) --Drunk Monkey 20:47, 8 April 2009 (UTC)--Drunk Monkey 20:47, 8 April 2009 (UTC)