User talk:Apollo1758

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Colored People's Time

Yeah: make it longer and I'm sure it would win you a big VFH pie.   Le Cejak • <2:16, 12 Sep 2008>

Location, Location, Locution

Are you, by chance, from Philidelphia? Philidelphia, India?   Le Cejak • <0:24, 03 Oct 2008>

HowTo:Invade Fort Dix

I like the changes you've made there, it's shaping up really well. You might want to get a pee review to help you fine-tune it, but it's certainly good enough to make it as this week's featured HowTo. (/me looks at Apollo's userpage) Man, that's a lot of stuff there, good to see someone getting stuck in! --UU - natter 18:28, Nov 20

Life Of Pi

Hey now! I'm going to nominate Life of Pi for VFH. One little issue, the article is considered an UnBook: by definition and therefore should be renamed accordingly to "UnBooks:Life of Pi" (which I'm going to do). It should also have another pic or two, there's plenty of good one's of the actual cover and other stuff (which I'll do). Good luck, let's see if we can you a booby prize! Beyond the name change, If you don't like any alterations feel free to revert--    21:50, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Scratch the name change bit since the book is real.....duh....--    22:02, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Had to do some editing on Pi, mostly changing some grammar errors. You have a lot of good ideas and tangents that just need a little more attention to detail. If you want the self-appointed grammar editor (me) to lend a hand on any of your material I'm available. I think you have good potential for earning some Uncyclopedia brownie points if you're up for it. I know that I'm learning a lot about writing by engaging the popularity contest aspect of this site.--    12:10, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the nomination! I never thought highly of Life of Pi, and I fell to sleep while reading the actual book, but it seems like a great article now with your modifications. I'm glad to see that someone somewhere finds my works funny. --APOLLO God of PoetryTHE FORUM| MY HEROIC ACTS 22:20, 6 February 2009 (UTC)