User talk:Лёва Корова
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Welcome[edit source]
Greetings and well met, Лёва Корова. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to go through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard. Er, that is... I mean to say, welcome. Hopefully, you shall soon proceed to contribute good stuffs to this... er, place, but in the meantime, feel free to poke around. I do hope you like it here and choose to stick around.
Now that you are here, these tend to be of use for folks like you:
- Beginner's Guide - a more thorough introduction.
- Our Vanity Policies - it's important that things also be funny to Lithuanians.
- How to be funny and not just stupid - this is kind of important.
These may also be of use:
- About Uncyclopedia
- The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
- The difference between quality and quantity
Please remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Лёва Корова/Article regarding stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
There are plenty of other things to do, of course. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of aiding articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance.
If you need help or have questions, you may of course feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask on IRC, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is here to bring experienced editors straight to you. If you would like, I would be more than willing to adopt you, or you may leave a message on any other adopter's talkpage to join.
Again, welcome. ~ 
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 04:56 (UTC)
Video of Zhirinovskiy[edit source]
Oh, this one is here...[edit source]
This stupid fuck annoyed us at Absurdopedia for a looooooong time. In fact, I doubt he speaks English (as he's only a schoolboy), but one can never know. 'Tis better to combine a banhammer with his head. — . 10:57, November 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Eh, this isn't Absurdopedia, you know. Now be nice, Praetorian, will you? Wait until a fella does stupidities and whatnot... ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 17:08 (UTC)
Розблокування[edit source]
Ви русские, там всі такие? Без тупих угроз и ругатєльств никак? Оно і видно... "Рожу оно мнє начистит" - дома у себя рожи всєм чистить будеш! Єсли з одного разу не понял, повторяю, щто
- Небуду я тебе розблокіровивать!!! --
Vox 20:14, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
- Новоуральск свой чортов розноси! А закони, суко, в туалете будеш установливати! -- Vox 21:09, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
You...[edit source]
Change the 'subst:' at the beginning of your sig in your preferences to 'subst:nosubst|'.
Also, be a dear and remove the font size and make the flags smaller, eh? Say, 18px at most... else you will make me very upset. You profess to love me; do you wish to see me upset? ~ 
22:16, 17 December 2010
Stop it[edit source]
У вас есть два варианта ... Либо вы остановить утверждая, что вы любите Lyrithya раз вы возвращаетесь из ваш запрет, или вы будете лично быть побежден Грю армии. Учитывая ваш статус как мудак на Absurdopedia, мы могли бы с полным правом, чтобы избавиться от вас. И если что-нибудь случилось, я использую переводчика. Я не могу на самом деле владеют русским языком. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 00:18, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry about the aggressive note above...[edit source]
But from the indications I've been getting from Vox, you are definitely behaving like an asshole. I probably shouldn't have been that sharp, but with your asshattery, and some recent events that went on, I was pissed off enough to do so. I'd like to apologize about that.
Speaking of which, can you speak any English? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:39, January 18, 2011 (UTC)