User talk:¶ist
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN) 23:15, Jan. 12, 2008
'scuse me[edit source]
Please don't bump old forum topics like this one. It's annoying, like watching old reruns of a bad sitcom. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:07, Apr 5
- Also, bad reruns of an old sitcom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:28, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
HowTo:Perform a pagemove[edit source]
Click the "move" tab. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:18 May 13, 2008
- What move tab?--¶ist 00:22, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
'scuse me...[edit source]
...But I have this feeling that you're more than one person. Now honestly, it really doesn't bother me, and it seems more like you've just been playing around with different nicks. However, I'd prefer it if you'd just pick one name and go with it, so sockpuppetry doesn't become an issue, and I don't have to look over my shoulder after dark, jump at every shadow, don a tin-foil hat, or become generally paranoid. Well, I'll have to do that anyways, but you know what I mean, right? Can you just be one you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:44, Jul 1
- ...and also not edit other users' comments, please? That'd be great, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:17, Dec 29
- Damnit! And I thought I was GOING to be Chuck Norris! I'll see you at 12 Jan 2009! >:-( --¶ist 05:39, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Tag Fix[edit source]
Is this still an issue? -- Nef <staff /> (talk) 09:18, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
- Yes :( You know, the < tabview > one --¶ist 19:49, 28 November 2008 (UTC)