Forum:A FORUM IS NOT ENOUGH BENSON DESERVES A NAMESPACE

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BENSON'S GREATNESS IS TOO AWESOME TO BE CONFINED TO A PUNY FORUM!!!!! HE NEEDS HIS OWN NAMESPACE SO HIS GREATNESS CAN BE FULFILLED!!!!!

IF WE DO NOT CREATE A "BENSON:" NAMESPACE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TRULY EXPERIENCE THE MAXIMUM GREATNESS AND POWER OF BENSON!!!!! EVEN A NAMESPACE ISN'T SUFFICIENT FOR HIS TRUE AWESOMENESS . . .SCRATCH THAT, BENSONNESS, BUT IT'S CLOSER THAN A PUNY FORUM WHICH BENSON MUST BE ASHAMED OF BEING CONFINED TO, BEING SUCH A PUNY AND SMALL PLACE FOR ONE SO GREAT MIGHTY AND AWESOME AS THE GREAT BENSON!!!!!!ONE HRODULF 19:40, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

You want BENSON to be kidnapped and raped by a 59 year old man? Oh, NAMEspace... Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:36, 28 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?

EITHER YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH WHAT A NAMESPACE IS, OR YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO MAKE A JOKE. WHICHEVER ONE, YOU HAVE FAILED. IF BENSON DOES NOT GET A NAMESPACE THEN LETS MAKE THIS THREAD ABOUT WHAT AN ASSHOLE THAT HRODULF GUY IS INSTEAD. HE FLAMES HIMSELF AND WRITES TOO MANY UNNEWS ARTICLES. DISCUSS! HRODULF 22:40, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

BENSON SEEMS TO BE CONTENT WITH CONTAINING HIS GREATNESS IN A USERPAGE... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 23:15, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

I'LL HELP GET YOU STARTED, HEY HRODULF YOU SUCK, FUCK YOU HRODULF. HRODULF 23:20, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

HEY I CAN'T TALK ABOUT ME THAT WAY, TAKE IT BACK. HRODULF 23:24, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

NO, YOU TAKE IT BACK, ASSHOLE. HRODULF 23:25, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

. . . . . ?!? HRODULF 23:25, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

JUST AS I THOUGHT. FUCKWIT. HRODULF 23:26, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

PWNED HRODULF 23:27, 28 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

COME ON PEOPLE, ME AND SOME USER ARE PULLING THE WEIGHT FOR ALL OF YOU (SEE CHILDREN OF HRODULF). COME ON, FLAME ME, I DESERVE IT! --HRODULF 10:44, 29 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

That's it! You're just asking for a ban Hrodulf, starting flamewars, posting BENSON clones, and and uh... well I don't know! All I know is that we don't do this shit over here. Admins, lock this topic and give Hrodulf a piece of your mind! Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:12, 29 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?

GETTING BANNED FOR THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY THAT I WHSH I WAS AN ADMIN SO I COULD BAN MYSELF FOR IT. "12:38, 29 November 2006 (UTC) Hrodulf blocked "Hrodulf (contribs)" with an expiry time of 1 day (Flaming yourself, prolonging the "Benson" situation, writing too many UnNews articles, and generally being a bitch. Enjoy the ban!)"

COME ON, TELL ME THAT WOULDN'T BE AWESOME. HRODULF 12:38, 29 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

Nahhhh. . . You don't really want me to flame you, hmmmmm?   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 12:49, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

YOU WANT THIS TOOLTROLL, DON'T YOU? THE HATE IS SWELLING IN YOU NOW. TAKE YOUR EGO-DEFLATING WEAPON. USE IT. I AM UNARMED. STRIKE ME DOWN WITH IT. GIVE IN TO YOUR ANGER. WITH EACH PASSING MOMENT, YOU MAKE YOURSELF MORE MY SERVANT, ERM, ACTUALLY, FORGET I SAID THAT LAST BIT.

OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO FLAME ME THAT IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR! --HRODULF 15:51, 29 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)

Well, I suppose I could throw in a half-hearted curse, delivered in bensonese. . . >ahem<:

MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR CROTCH!

Happy now?   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 12:01, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

oh, yeah. . . You are my son, join me and together we can defeat the emporer and rule the galaxy as father and son, yadda yadda yadda.

Now scream "Noooooooooo!", release your kung-fu grip, and plummet down the airshaft.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 12:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I LIKED THE BIT ABOUT THE FLEAS, VERY DISGUSTING. AND I REFUSE TO SCREAM "NOOOOOOOOOO!" AS I PLUMMET DOWN THE SHAFT, INSTEAD I WILL LET OUT A HEARTY "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" AS ORIGINALLY INTENDED BY LUCAS.--HRODULF 12:34, 1 DECEMBER 2006 (UTC)