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October 2007[edit | edit source]

Lack of houses slows California fires

May 2007[edit | edit source]

Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks (audio by Zim_ulator)

Vote for Bill Richardson because he is a western Hispanic (audio by Zim_ulator)

April 2007[edit | edit source]

Not the same old African orphan charity

February 2007[edit | edit source]

Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain (audio by Zim_ulator)

December 2006[edit | edit source]

UnNews ignores Kwanzaa

Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea (audio by Zim_ulator)

Bush will not be rushed into decision

Iran opens "Holocaust Revue" (started by J M Hoffman) (audio by Zim_ulator)

Democrats' new intelligence chairman don't know nuthin 'bout nuthin

November 2006[edit | edit source]

Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite (audio by Flyingfeline)

October 2006[edit | edit source]

Britain to use climate change report to push for return to feudalism (audio by Dawg)

Modern humans, neanderthals may have interbred (audio by Zim_ulator)

Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer's (audio by Zim_ulator)

Man recites pi to 100,000 places (audio by Severian)

September 2006[edit | edit source]

Iranian leader urges more Paypal protests

Your sister caused Zidane headbutt (audio by Zim_ulator)

August 2006[edit | edit source]

Astronomers Drop Pluto After Erratic Behavior

Bush administration: Earth only Planet that Really Matters (audio by Zim_ulator)