User:Zankou

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

ca N This user is a native speaker of Canadian. ca N

elv N This user is a native speaker of Elvish. elv N

fr 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr 2

sa N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa N

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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user wants you to be touched.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego

1337 This user is elite. 1337

This user is a complete, irredeemable poodle. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and multiply at a graffiti.

us G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us G

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user loves pi

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA

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