User:Willy on wheels/The Hidden Wiki

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Welcome to the Hidden Wiki!
Where there are over 9000 defunct links inserted by IPs.

Manifesto[edit | edit source]

We decided to name our wiki this because the original Hidden Wiki had such a good reputation. But, we've moved past that now! Rest assured that this wiki can be found at thehiddenwikialotoffuckingcharactersfuckyou.onion for the next year until the server shits itself again. If there's a link below, rest assured that it contains absolutely zero illegal content! However, there's a 90% chance for it to be a phishing website or just completely dysfunctional.

Status[edit | edit source]

If you can read this, then the Hidden Wiki is up.

Links[edit | edit source]

Social networks[edit | edit source]

Crypto[edit | edit source]

  • Phishing link
  • Buttcoin
  • ILNLEVIAT mixer

Wikis[edit | edit source]

Music streaming[edit | edit source]

  • Link that hasn't worked since 2004
  • Redirect to the above link
  • Napster
  • Download a car here, for free!

Search engines[edit | edit source]

  • DuckDuckGo
  • Also DuckDuckGo
  • Search engine some nerd made in 30 minutes
  • Torch
  • Google
  • Another directory of mostly dead links
  • Dead link to another directory of mostly dead links

Imageboards[edit | edit source]

  • Animu
  • 4chan but worse
  • Clearnet link

Stores[edit | edit source]

File storage[edit | edit source]

  • Temporary email service
  • Just set up your own website, you lazy piece of shit!
  • sTORage, files deleted before anyone can download them!

Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]

  • Random link that doesn't exist and has never existed
  • Another clearnet link
  • Goatse

Why does this exist?[edit | edit source]

No other website has as many fake and dead links inserted by morons. We, obviously, had to create one.