User:UltraScreech

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Member of the Order

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. RAS

This user is cooler than you.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes . UBX

1337 This user is elite. 1337

nj This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-N

tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Klingon speakers. tlh-G

fur-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Furry. fur-3

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17-N

Stuff that cowardly people dared say about me behind my back...

“Ah, yes, a great man! Many accomplishments!”

~ UltraScreech on Ultrascreech

(Attention: The previous quotation is not cowardly)

“I consider this man the earths most powerful warrior, even above me.”

~ Chuck Norris on UltraScreech

“How can one be both a ninja and a plane? Thats CRAZY!”

~ Oscar Wilde on UltraScreech

“Crap, this guy beat me hands down...”

~ Random Ninja on UltraScreech

Uncowardly things

Y HALO THAR!

Yon hath stumbled uponeth my lair of Uncyclopedia GODLINESS and HOLINESS and most importantly of NINJANESS.

This page will be treated as a shirine to my awesomeness. Anyone who deifiles it will be slaughtered unmercifully but awesomely, so you will die in at least a cool way, even though you deserve to be hit by flying fruit.

Awesome things accomplished

• So I was in my basement yesterday when I saw this pirate, so I killed him.

• So i was in the park yesterday whenI saw this piate, so i killed him.

• So I was on Uncyclopedia yesterday when I saw this pirate, so i killed him.

• So I was at School yesterday when i saw this Pirate, so I killed him.

• So i was forced to look at Wikipedia because of n00bs yesterday when i saw this Wikipedian, so I killed him, the n00b and Wikipedia.

Awards

Best Ninja-Since birth

Hawtest Ninja-Since birth

Greatest ever-Since birth

WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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Why this page is really hot

Its just is. --UltraScreech 21:03, 12 May 2006 (UTC)