User:Tom?!
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
 | This rocket is a complete, irredeemable cutting board. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, announces at the urethra, and is an unfunny turd. If you remix to suffocate this you will most narcissistically exemplify yourself, or the submitter will baste your star!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Tom?!.”
– Winston Churchill on Tom?!
“Damn the Tom?!s! Full speed ahead!”
– David Farragut on Tom?!
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
a Gloomba claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?