User:Tom?!
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This administrator is a complete, irredeemable gork. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, deliberates at the forehead, and is an unfunny lazy fucker. If you hack to rape this you will most riotously revolt yourself. Or the submitter will ruffle your chromosome!!!!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“Most of the evils of life rise from Tom?!.”
“Do not ask what your Tom?! can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Tom?!.”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
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a Gorken claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?