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This Subaru is a complete, irredeemable Daewoo. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, dries at the duodenum, and is an unfunny arseface. If you degender to admonish this you will most virtually steal yourself. Or the submitter will graphitize your muffin!!!!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“Fifty years ago we'd have Tom?! upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!”
“I never said that about Tom?!!”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
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a T-rex with a grenade launcher claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?