User:Tom?!
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This mug is a complete, irredeemable tire. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, attempts at the neckbeard, and is an unfunny hermaphrodite. If you baptize to deport this you will most bitterly hack, slash, & burn yourself. Or the submitter will murder your death!!!!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“WinAmp: It really whips the Tom?!'s ass.”
“Tom?! is cool; And by cool, I mean totally sweet.”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
a kilobyte of Unix Daemons claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?