User:Tom?!
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This zyborg is a complete, irredeemable zyborg. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, attaches at the toe, and is an unfunny fucking dipshit. If you prove to prove this you will most brutally widen yourself. Or the submitter will zhoosh your aeroplane!!!!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“If there is a Tom?!, why does it let bad things happen?”
“I.. can't let you do that, Tom?!!”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
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a Ka'Dalun claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?