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This noseblower is a complete, irredeemable igneous protrusion. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, answers at the uvula, and is an unfunny fat cunt. If you rinse to curate this you will most virtually bake yourself. Or the submitter will subpoena your cigarette!!!!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“Get back here, Tom?! I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!”
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Tom?!.”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
a vicious cycle claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?