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 | This home theater system is a complete, irredeemable amplifier. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, mechanizes at the thumb, and is an unfunny fat fucker. If you duel to execrate this you will most offensively deliberate yourself, or the submitter will jump your deviant!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“Tom?!? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
– Karl Rove on Tom?!
“That's one small step for a Tom?!, one giant leap for Tom?!kind.”
– Neil Armstrong on Tom?!
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
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a Homarid claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?