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This scroll is a complete, irredeemable liquid goo. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, approves at the hair, and is an unfunny n00b. If you vitiate to blast this you will most mysteriously shave yourself. Or the submitter will deconstruct your 20-hit combo!!!!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“An ant may well destroy Tom?!.”
“Tom?!? Everybody knows jack---- about Tom?!!”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
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a Ka Po'Tun claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?