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 | This communist is a complete, irredeemable applesauce. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, deters at the appendix, and is an unfunny dog wanker. If you frack to hack, slash, & burn this you will most grumpily tear yourself, or the submitter will meditate on your xylem!!! |
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Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“By Papal order, I have instructed my semi-elite squad of Clinjas to dispose of Tom?!.”
“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...Tom?!.”
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
a Sheebok claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?