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 | This engraving is a complete, irredeemable cockroach. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, analyzes at the ring finger, and is an unfunny gay-assed dillweed. If you text to erect this you will most sporadically remix yourself, or the submitter will whack your blasphemy!!! |
Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.
About Me...As far as you know...[edit | edit source]
“So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever Tom?! from among the just, And shall cast Tom?! into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”
– Jesus on Tom?!
“Tom?!, I am your Father.”
– Darth Vader on Tom?!
I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.
My Stuff On T'internet[edit | edit source]
Stuff Wot I Did[edit | edit source]
- Russell Brand
- Akira
- Balamory
- The Church of Deal or No Deal
Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
Stuff Wot I Helped With[edit | edit source]
- Jimmy Carr
- Guy Ritchie
- PSP
- Mission Impossible III
- Fall Out Boy
- Samuel Jackson
Grand Theft Auto: Australia- Tim Westwood
- Jim Davidson
- HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog
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an Azrac claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?