User:Timewaster

o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? o Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat Meat This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Stuff I've made my pointless contributions to Pages I've started and/or mercilessly hacked apart: Denial, London Bridge, Pulp Fiction, Adam Smith Probability Theory, Agnosticism, Monster.com, Culture Shock, Versailles and The Radio Star Murder Pages I've thrown one or two cheap gags into: Great Circle Line, minimalism, Being cut off in -, Catch 22, Lust, C++ and How to be stupid and not just funny Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Uncyclopedia:Babel rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers . rh-X cpp-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. cpp-A gb-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish. gb-1 en-F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one). en-F il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school. il-E pe-G This user does not speak Plain English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Plain English speakers. pe-G vg-G This user does not speak Vogon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Vogon speakers. vg-G ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ... No user serviceable parts inside. This user is a geek.

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