User:Theteapot

TheTeapot is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY insane. He is a discrace to society, and an utter moron.

Thank you.

History

TheTeapot has been living for 14 years, and has been involved in many disputes, attacks, assasinations, and teapotterizations. Here are a few:

• Seeing Midi.
• Pretending to steal the Squidgee as a decoy to help LoneGothic.
• Seeing the Patch.
• Being a teapot.
• Saying blah.

Habits

TheTeapot is a mad idiot who decided to make his user page look completely weird. He happens to enjoy editing the articles teapot and patch.

Stats

• TheTeapot has a website!! View it at http://theteapot.nipz.com/!
• TheTeapot is tall! Although some teapots are short and stout, TheTeapot actually hates the I'm a little teapot song. He made his own song, but hasn't published it anywhere yet.
• TheTeapot is random!
• TheTeapot is a computer nerd (programmer) and likes to play with big speakers (sound technician) and flashing lights (lighting technician) ... ooh! flashing lights!!! Yay!!!

Right|... moving on now...

Discraces (what would usually be awards)

Midders has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

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