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Germany Deutsche Demokratische Kuban Kommie Republik DaDa-R | |||||
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| Motto: "STASI Is Watching You" | |||||
| Anthem: "Kommie, kommie, über alles" | |||||
.png) DDR 2.0 location: We Are Back! Resistance Is Futile | |||||
| Capital | Berlin, Hauptstadt der DDR | ||||
| Largest city | Havana | ||||
| Demonym | Ossies | ||||
| Official language(s) | German and, after 1990, Spanish[1] | ||||
| Government | Weird Germankommieismshaft™ | ||||
| Queen | Margot Honecker | ||||
| ‑ Prime Minister | Karl Otto Paetel[1] | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | "Ehrrr.. Komrade USSRia, can we be independent?" "НЕТ!" "Ok!" | ||||
| Currency | Marxmark | ||||
| Religion | VERBOTEN! | ||||
| Area | The one behind the Iron Curtain | ||||
| Internet TLD | .ddr | ||||
German history is fast: one month after this carnival DDR vanished
The Germoney, offically Die So-called German Democratic[citation needed] Republic, was an Eastern European country and, until October 7, 1990, a Caribbean state and resort island kindly offered by Fidel Castro.[1] The GDR, DDR, or 2PAC, was the strongest Germany in Germankindmannschaft History: the only one able of not losing territories, conquering an "Oversea Country" (A French way to call, and mock, its colonies) in the Americas, conquering the Space, defeat itself into a World Cup, duplicate its cool capital city and... Vanish in a night without the help of David Copperfield or Harry Houdini. Oh Wie Ist Das Schön!!!