User:The Jeff Killer/MMOrphine

MMOrphine is a medication specifically designed for players of MMORPGs. Upon it's use, one will experience an unbridled want need to play an MMORPG for extended periods of time.

Here is the wonderdrug in it's liquid form, arguably the most popular (since the powder form requires the user to look away from the computer screen).

Since this drug is fairly new, long-term side effects are unknown, but thought to be one or more of the following: Headache, nausea, weightloss (amazingly), prolonged virginity, and/or death.

Identifying Users

People who use MMOrphine are next to impossible to spot in real life, since they are in their houses 28/9 (how that's possible, I don't know), but are ridiculously easy to find in their respectine games.

Two of the three characters shown here are played by MMOrhpine users. Can you guess which ones?

Usually, they are high level players, and occasionally will murder a noob just because they can.

Here is a sample of MMOpium, the plant used to make MMOrphine.

If you're ever unlucky enough to meet a MMOrphine junkie in person, their are six physical signs that all of them will display:

• Paleness
• Lack of awareness
• Uncontrollable shaking
• Constipation
• A need to see a woman naked, which includes:

• A picture of a woman
• A video of a woman
• A real woman

• Speech irregularities, including incorrect grammar, and the use of words such as:

• Leet
• Noob
• Lol

MMOrphine's Use in Psychotherapy

Psychotherapy is defined as "the treatment of people diagnosed with mental and emotional disorders using dialogue and a variety of communication techniques". One communication technique includes using MMOrphine as a sort of communication "silencer". Typically, it is given to the patient in suppository form, since it is the only method that is crazy enough to make sense to a crazy person.

Here is a sample of MMOrphine in suppository form, with an American silver dollar for comparison.