User:Squeegy

The userpage of the infamous Squeegy.

Info

Squeegy should be banned.

Userboxes

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user is an adventurer.
This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.	This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so cut them some slack.	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA	NO This user doesn't care. NO
This user understands American sign language.	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.	This user raises their own chickenbox.
30 This user has written 30 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 30	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP	This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
??? This user is #300 on the pokedex. ???	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	This user's head A SPLODE.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...	No user serviceable parts inside.	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT	This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.