User:Squeegy/Ban Me

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I'm sure most people would agree, that I should be banned.

Top Ten Reasons[edit | edit source]

10. I created Blorg, Hiway, and dsahdfi. Boy, don't you just hate me?

9. I followed HowTo:Get_banned. I obviously deserve it.

8. I added a 2 to 01000010_01101001_01101110_01100001_01110010_01111001. Try and find it.

7. Mhaille agrees.

6. I regularly vandalize Wikipedia.

5. I am a terrible, terrible person.

4. I have a long list of people hating at me.

3. I insulted Jesus.

2. I blanked the Earth article and replaced it with 'Mostly Harmless'.

1. TOMPKINS IS A FAG

All Reasons[edit | edit source]

1. I created Blorg, Hiway, and dsahdfi. Boy, don't you just hate me?

2. I followed HowTo:Get_banned. I obviously deserve it.

3. I added a 2 to 01000010_01101001_01101110_01100001_01110010_01111001. Try and find it.

4. Mhaille agrees.

5. I regularly vandalize Wikipedia.

6. I am a terrible, terrible person.

7. I have a long list of people hating at me.

8. I insulted Jesus.

9. I blanked the Earth article and replaced it with 'Mostly Harmless'.

10. TOMPKINS IS A FAG

11. I vandalized Internet Explorer with censors.

12. I'm invincible, no admin can ban me.

13. I'm a zombie, rawr.

Ban Count[edit | edit source]

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This user has been blocked II times.