User talk:Squeegy
Welcome![edit source]
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KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
My Grand Seal of Approval[edit source]
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--Squeeg 00:55, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Re: Internet Explorer[edit source]
Please do not throw in the censorship template all over the article without discussing it on the article's talk page first. As a rule, if you have any doubt as to whether the Uncyclopedia community will find a change funny, you should discuss it first. Thank you. Pentium5dot1 00:35, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Agh! Agreement![edit source]
You tooked my template about Hating Vista! Yay! I'd give you a cookie, but I'm too lazy. 
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