User:OryxConLara/Ormynes

Ormynes are small bodies which, when undergoing zlafog, become gaufnet.

Discovery

In the early 15th century, a Belgian shepherd found what he thought were large pebbles in a field in Flanders, but, being Belgian, he decided to "plant" them. Under the combined effects of Soil, Water, Darkness, Soil, and, it is speculated, Water, these so-called pebbles morphed into what the world now knows and enjoys as ormynes.

Left to themselves, the early-adppting ormynes soon underwent zlafog, and rather than growing or expanding, they became gaufnet. However, covered by soil as they were, they soon dilapidated and rotted, so the world was deprived of this pleasure for at least a century.

International Agreements

Several treaties and international accords were actually based on redistribution and the search for ormynes, among them the Treaty of Versailles, the Second Treaty of Orlando, the Treaty of Corporation, and of course the Accord of Margaritaville.

However, contrary to rumors to the contrary, ormynes were not involved in the break up of the League of Nations, though some attribute the similar, but never-mentioned break up of the Canadian Football League in this context.

Culinary Delights

Ormynes over easy, without cheese

Besides their obvious use as gaufnet objects, ormynes are used in cooking and other biological chores. Many, especially of the less well-endowed, have found relief from the extensive use of aged ormynes in soups, cakes, souffles, soups, and cakes. Also, they are useful in cakes to prevent caking.

It was found (notably in Chinese/Lebanese restaurants along the Florida Gulf Coast that the careful addition of thinly-sliced ormynes to roux would have no effect; many chefs desire this effect in their finest dishes and hash-browns.