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“His Eyes Looked Puppy-like, Meaning Everlasting Pleasure, Love, Excitement, And Something Else...”
- ~ Katie Holmes on Tom Cruise
“We will fuck them. We will fuck them like Supermen!”
“I just thought I'd let you know, that Satan needs oil and war against humanity and peace!”
Don't Do Drugs Join the Navy
Subliminal messaging is
a method of communication used on
television and other forms of media to
advertize, to inform, or to spread
new ideas.
Contrary to popular belief, subliminal messages have no effect on anyone-
unbeknownst to many people, several companies have experimented with subliminal messaging
to no avail. Backmasking is sometimes considered subliminal messaging,
yet it does not affect the brain at all. During an experiment, it was proven that
observing short film clips with messages such as "Buy Coke" is completely
uneffective and does absolutely nothing to the subjects. Also, the
retinas are able to pick up on these
short displays of images, so that the viewers know a subliminal message has been displayed, decreasing
effectiveness further. Experiments conducted by
forced her to conclude that "subliminal messages" do nothing to the subject no matter how they are displayed.
Subliminal messages don't really have any explicit effect on anyone, although some people believe they are all around us. Leading biologist Jennifer Aniston is quoted as saying, "No, I think subliminal messaging is not a-- Hey look! A butterfly!"
Believe In The Crazy Headcases
- Freaking out over subliminal messages is not cool. You might get hurt. Kill yourself!
- Under no circumstance try to make an attempt to sue Time-Warner, they own everything. OBEY!
- Chickens are reportedly not an ingredient in KFC... but that's another story. Eat at KFC!
- Kitchens are chocked full of sublimanal messages. Ever look at toast out the corner of your eye?
- Mayonaisse (Helman) jars do not have subliminal messages written on the bottom!!
- Exit the area if you think you are being hit with subliminal messages.
Practical uses
There are many practical uses for subliminal messages, one notable example of this is the use of said messages in conversation in order to get the object of which to comply with the messager's whim for example a man talking to an attractive woman might say 'this is a tasty sandwich' and thus place in her mind the image of his 'TESTES SANDWICH' and thus surely heighten her libido to incommensurable levels.
Emorgency Tips
- When other reasons seem hurtful, it's prudent, so always try anything new.
What to do if anyone tries to reveal messages to you or your family and friends.
Immediately wait for help in the form of anyone who is not a part of the government, as those who are a part are all evil and most likely displayed the messages to you in the first place. If help comes, run for your dear life, but be warned: there is no place to save yourself from the evil subliminal messages. Join the Republican Party!
Subliminal Messaging in Extreme Sports
Skateboarding has often been
attacked because of
the words written on the underside of the boards.
Amazingly, a
nanosecond-long glance at these words can cause an effect similar to those of conventional subliminal
messages.
Also, the sport of
dirt biking has been blamed for utilizing the messages by showing
every, or close to every, name of the products that
you use almost every day on the sides of the bikes,
or making the track in the shape of a popular logo. The
use of these methods often goes unnoticed.
Don't go over the links!
Hover over the links:
There are no subliminal messages here! You won't find anithing! So stop going over links! You stinky idiot! ****************************! Fine! Go over links! I don't care!
