User:Nacky/sandbox

Template Test

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I'm only testing this here so as to not mess up the original. My HTML is novice level. Nacky (talk) 10:19, 30 November 2024 (UTC)

Hmm

If anyone can tell me more about the color chart as found here: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Zana_Dark/Color_Chart I'd like to know where an easier chart is, like with just the color numbers. The cell padding seems a bit off, but I could be super out of it, and is there a selection of fonts to be had? And I'm guessing I can add a fancier background to the body of contents. Nacky (talk) 10:23, 30 November 2024 (UTC)

I don't see anything wrong with it. But if you want custom colours, just google search "google colour picker", and google will give you a colour-selection tool similar to what you would see inside an art app, and give you the colour code (also known as a hex code). L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:34, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

Yeah I'm ready to give up trying to get this background pic inside the template because it really won't work in 2D. The stretching is off. And I've never really done much html or css outside of stuff like this and even this confuses me. I'm self-taught on coding and so that's why... Nacky (talk) 09:48, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

I'm also self-taught. I've definetly seen worse, and I probably wouldn't have been able to get as far as you have with this template. Not where my skills lie.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:42, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

Look at that. It's a nice color. Nice pic. I wish it would go all the way to the right, but something's blocking it from doing that. So far I've uploaded 3 of these same files at different ratios, and still...there's something that we're all doing wrong. I don't suppose the original template author would happen to be around? But look at that - it just blends so well. It's really nice for the half of it that you can see. It's just that other half that's being a bitch! Nacky (talk) 11:08, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

Looks like you're also losing years of your lifespan over some silly wiki thing. Keep at it, when you finally succeed it will feel great. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:54, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

There's no way that pic is that big. Look at the original file. I tried to make it the size the actual perimeters are, but somewhere in the coding it is expanding it, as a whole, rather than from width and length. I watched some tutorials on yt but none of them really did anything because it's all in div. And it's not silly to me because it does look nicer with the pic. I have the ring-script pic on this page linked, that would serve as something with a better color bg. But I don't know how to get that to working. Nacky (talk) 19:54, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

Life is silly. Which means everything is silly. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:44, 31 December 2024 (UTC)

We all have our roles to play. I've been collecting silly little lighters. But I want big lighters. The kind that almost handles like a flamethrower. Yes, I think that would be a super fun silly thing to have! :p Nacky (talk) 00:15, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

Looking over this HTML

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Template:Time_travel&action=edit clearly there is a picture file in that, but the coding is way different than this one. Original bg platecolor: #DEF9D5 from the LOTR info.

United States v. Godzilla

Comparison

In a series of declassified documents containing accounts of wars, rumors of wars, and mental gymnastic battles that have no gold medalists or trophy corpses, let alone worldwide destruction that can be defined by any costs or storefronts rummaged through, there are injured witnesses to the fact that Godzilla was a main concern for the multibillionaire corporation known as the Government of the United States. While there does seem to be a profile of who was involved directly in the dismantling of the beast also known as Sumo Lizardsan, it's unclear how many from the corporation of the United States had been assigned the task of the impossible mission to take down an ancient Demolition Lord that's been nothing but trouble.

“What is this crap?!”

– Godzilla on Tokyo

“Japan won the space race but it was fake and gay and to top that off, they still had this giant lizard bipedal dragon that sent construction sites back to the Stone Age!”

– Ivan the Terrible

“You can use elephant guns, tranquilizers by the gallon, and you can launch missiles and bombs at that thing but you're still gonna need to rebuild whatever was in Godzilla's path.”

– Japanese Navy

U.S. Department of Energy v. Godzilla

First Cthulhu eats my car, now this thing just casually walks all over it - ugh!

In 1940 the Japan Railways Group blew up a mountain to make way for a new highway. This stirred up an underground reptilian monster that proceeded to stomp the railroad and move on to stomp Tokyo. Then made its way across the ocean and began stomping the United States, including Hawaii and any Hawaiians hiding in Canada. Naturally, war was declared on Japan. It somehow got worse a year later. Godzilla was running amok and nothing seemed to stop it. Everyone lived in fear of the giant fish lizard rubber dinosaur with a vendetta.

Eventually the experts were called in to assist. Mark Mitchell and Ezra Conan Watnick were brought up to date on the whereabouts of Godzilla and the trail of carnage in its wake. Neither one of them wanted to catalogue the names and places as it was too depressing. When informed that most of the victims were just Robots, and the damage was mostly Cardboard Boxes and Styrofoam they still refused. They had to go underground to avoid being stepped on if they wanted to track the beast. Ezra tried previously to drive away but Godzilla's stride was too much and moved so fast that he had to abandon his car before he too, got squished. Mitchell suggested that they use satellites to track where the monster goes after destroying everything in sight. Ezra didn't want to break out any more drones or satellites and opted to head out on a brand new Submarine and confront the notorious Gamera. Watnick proceeded to taunt Mitchell about the fear of reptilian ocean dwellers and opined that it wasn't that big of a deal. Mitchell agreed that they should be more focused on catching Gamera and how hard could it be to pursue a giant turtle, after all? But Gamera had the ability to fly faster than any of their cars or planes.

A typical conversation between Mark Mitchell and Ezra Watnick as they ran for the hills.

Mark: What is that thing? It's flying through the air, and it's coming this way!

Ezra: It's nothing.

Mark: Godzilla is still on the loose, just, fyi.

Ezra: Why are you so afraid of that pathetic oversized salamander?

Mark: Dude it just wrecked your ride!

Ezra: It was a rental and what wreck? I don't see anything.

Mark: Godzilla just smashed your car into a pancake!

Ezra: Nonsense!

Mark: I mean, what else could do that?

Ezra: A falling rock?

Mark: Literally one of Godzilla's toenails is wedged in the windshield!

Ezra: Shut up shut up shut up!

Mark: You know, I did count 17 pieces of what was left of your car.

Ezra: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

U.S. Department of Transportation v. Godzilla

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U.S. Department of Homeland Security v. Godzilla

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U.S. Department of War v. Godzilla

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U.S. Coast Guard v. Godzilla

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Moral of the Story

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