User:Multiliteralist/SoS/Popesies

For links (und rechts) to keep Pope thingies known to us who want them to etc

• UnNews: One of the new Popes plans to explode the Sun
• UnNews:New Pope. New overlords? column on how Pope is probably plotting against humanity
• UnNews:Plan to explode the Sun gains momentum deals with how it's going to be done
• UnNews:Will the Sun explode or not?‎ --- mounting suspense!

Naked Pope, Naked Pope/whales crossover

• Naked Pope Watch - originally a half-baked running-joke by Kingkitty, it's now, like the papacy, a tradition that must be carried on! Christmas is now Easter!
• UnNews:Naked Pope thought to be spotted, actually testicle molester - Crossover! Here we have a prequel set-up to inform people that this joke exists.
• UnNews:Church gives up hunt for Naked Pope - It has officially begun.
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• interview-news: the new Pope proclaiming he's the poor people's pope is clear proof that he is space aliens' puppet. This could be just the final proving factor of a few in the interview. We would thereby link the other Pope news to ours.

• if you come up with a way of linking ketchup to the sun a splode bit, tell me.

• a previously undiscovered Dylan song with the line: "We will have you ground into fertilizer and make ketchup of whales"?

• the image where Pope blesses Dylan has to be remembered as discriminating evidence of Dylan's part in whatever some of the Popes is planning.

• Pope Leroy, the Chicago-born one, will use a radiotelescope to magnify Dylan's nasal honking so that the Sun will become unstable; Naked Pope apparently in collusion with him, see the third link above.

• Bob Dylan is the faggiest fag who ever lived!" - Naked Pope (Something funny about the Naked Pope thinking Bob Dylan is a huge homosexual threatening the environment.)

• I thought it would be funny if someone says about the Pope collusion: "Yeah, these popes - you never know what they're up to. Slippery bastards!". That's one reason I thought multiple popes would be funny. The church lost one a few years back; now they have no real control over what the remaining ones are doing

• Since Easter is coming, maybe blowing up the Sun is the Church's way of finally abolishing paganism. They take a really medieval attitude towards anything that has been happening during the last 1000 years which would come out in a couple of sentences. They call it paganism and when asked to elaborate, the interviewee lists science, democracy, pacifism... paganism! All of it. That makes the Naked Pope being an environmentalist hippy all the more distracting.

• the Naked Pope has stolen the radiotelescope not to give it to Pope Leroy but because it's the last remaining radiotelescope and he doesn't want Leroy to get it. Nor does he want to destroy it - which he coud have done just as easily as steal it.

• the Naked Pope is against the new Pope. He's all about saving the rainforests from gays, not destroying the sun. He and Greenpeace are against the entire scheme. Greenpeace must be wavering though: surely exploding the Sun would diminish global warming in the long run?

• a column to discuss whether the testicle molester will be a threat to whales the same way Dylan is. That might become confusing with the Naked Pope story now becoming intertwined with Benedict working for Greenpeace all this time. The column might accuse him of double play? "This columnist is sceptical of the Naked Pope's real motives."