User:Mister T/Userboxes

Why I'm better than you

This user is black.

This user is Canadian and actually admits to it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

PEACE This user is a naturalist, so they definitely recommend composting. PEACE

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain they are uncertain

This user has eye beams.

This user pwns at Halo 3.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user's IQ is over 150.

1337 This user is elite. 1337

This user is a Gamer and therefore awesome.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user wishes all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean.

This user is cooler than you.

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user can drift and beat D.K.

This user pwns at ddr, but has no social life whatsoever.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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MEH	This user redefines lazy.

This user does not know how to shot web. Please help by teaching them.

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Dialing... Verifying username and password... Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!

I wish I was better at organizing my userboxes.