User:MK/Piss stories

#	My piss "story"	Article pissed on
1	THOUGHT I WOULDN'T PISS ON THIS DID YA? the pee is OUT and ON it! reminds me of this one time that I saw this homeless guy watching over a piece of slightly soggy food on the street, and I was like no shot he eats that, and well, he didn't eat it. he pulled down his pants, slapped his meat for good measure, and let loose a golden rain onto his crop. and THEN he ate it. wonder if it was spicy...? perhaps salty? no interest in finding out to be really honest...	Why?:Is there a monkey in my fridge?
2	A kinda pointless piss, since this is already a featured article. BUT THE SINGULAR IMAGE = BIG SUCKY, so piss on it I must... I won't tell a piss tale this time however, but a tale of poo inste- hey, leave me alone, I'm practicing my 1st Amendment rights! What do you mean, hands up? Hey HEY OH PLEASE NO DON'T SHOO---	Dick Willie Johnson
3	PISS! Pee, even. Let me tell you about this one time I walked into a bathroom... I think it was at an H&M? Anyway, in I go and it's like Lake Superior in there but yellow, I mean somebody filled themselves up like a balloon full of piss and just went POWIE in there, I mean DAMN, impressed someone could even hold all that piss in! Also, not a single drop went into any of the toilets, so I gotta congratulate them on that skill! DAYUM SON!	Non-binary
	PISSED UPON (no one reads these but whatever)	Lil Tecca
4	PEE'd on! pee... what a weird word. Time to go to wikipe- SORRY, uncyclopedia and figure out where pee comes from and where it is stored. If it is in the balls, where is it stored in me since i have none??? perhaps phantom balls. hmmmm. ill ask a doctor about that	2024 Presidential Debate, June 2024
5	worst piss, maybe, EVER? there was this one time way back during a roadtrip when i had to go, and the bathroom- it was SOO gross! but we had no choice bc it's not like i could use a tree or a bush like those lucky dudes... so in i went! It was like a horror story in there, omg sorry im rambling now haha	Postal 2
6	PISSED ON	UnNews:Recent UnNews Articles Using Unrelated Sources
7	iPee onThis	Holy Shit