User:MK/Piss stories

#	My piss "story"	Article pissed on
1	THOUGHT I WOULDN'T PISS ON THIS DID YA? the pee is OUT and ON it! reminds me of this one time that I saw this homeless guy watching over a piece of slightly soggy food on the street, and I was like no shot he eats that, and well, he didn't eat it. he pulled down his pants, slapped his meat for good measure, and let loose a golden rain onto his crop. and THEN he ate it. wonder if it was spicy...? perhaps salty? no interest in finding out to be really honest...	Why?:Is there a monkey in my fridge?
2	A kinda pointless piss, since this is already a featured article. BUT THE SINGULAR IMAGE = BIG SUCKY, so piss on it I must... I won't tell a piss tale this time however, but a tale of poo inste- hey, leave me alone, I'm practicing my 1st Amendment rights! What do you mean, hands up? Hey HEY OH PLEASE NO DON'T SHOO---	Dick Willie Johnson
3	PISS! Pee, even. Let me tell you about this one time I walked into a bathroom... I think it was at an H&M? Anyway, in I go and it's like Lake Superior in there but yellow, I mean somebody filled themselves up like a balloon full of piss and just went POWIE in there, I mean DAMN, impressed someone could even hold all that piss in! Also, not a single drop went into any of the toilets, so I gotta congratulate them on that skill! DAYUM SON!	Non-binary
	PISSED UPON (no one reads these but whatever)	Lil Tecca
4	PEE'd on! pee... what a weird word. Time to go to wikipe- SORRY, uncyclopedia and figure out where pee comes from and where it is stored. If it is in the balls, where is it stored in me since i have none??? perhaps phantom balls. hmmmm. ill ask a doctor about that	2024 Presidential Debate, June 2024
5	worst piss, maybe, EVER? there was this one time way back during a roadtrip when i had to go, and the bathroom- it was SOO gross! but we had no choice bc it's not like i could use a tree or a bush like those lucky dudes... so in i went! It was like a horror story in there, omg sorry im rambling now haha	Postal 2
6	PISSED ON	UnNews:Recent UnNews Articles Using Unrelated Sources
7	iPee onThis	Holy Shit
8	ANOTHER PISS! huh, where does the word "piss" come from? Maybe some italian or french guy was like "ah I have to pee" but since they always have that goofy accent they were like "Muahhh, ah heeeve uh-to-uh peess" and someone else was like "you have to piss" and they were like "yeah" then pulled down their pants and just started going ballistic like they were a firetruck putting out a fire! I would have loved to see it. Not the peeners tho, but like the creation of the word piss. So cool!	Sounding
9	Peepee poopoo, wherever did I go so wrong? Was it when i said pee? or perhaps poo? Man this is gross I hate talking about that. Which reminds me of when i first heard the peepeepoopoo song, it was when i was on steam (for some reason) and there was a game called BHOP simulator and it was an egg that hopped around and idk why i downloaded it but i did and i was real bad at it bc i dont game ever and it was like peepee, poopee, peeeeEEEEEEE eer, eeeh er! what a weird song and a weird game!	Q code
10	PEEPEE WOOWOO is a statement that I have just made. What does it mean? I dunno, I was just thinking of how funny of a word pee is. Well great, now you probably think I'm 12. LISTEN FUCKER, I- actually I don't know where I was going with that. Definitely not 12 tho. 12 year olds call me auntie which is really lame. Like ching chong bing bong to you too you little rat traps! (I can say that, I'm Chinese). Also" Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	Bbno$