UnNews:Recent UnNews Articles Using Unrelated Sources
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Monday, January 12, 2026
Recently, UnNews articles have been using sources completely unrelated to the article's content! This has been a problem for a while, and it- uh, sorry. Give me a second. The fuck do you mean this article has an unrelated source?! What? What am I supposed to do? Change the source? It's already there! I can't get rid of it! Y'know what? Fuck you! I'm starting over!
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Apparently, some recent UnNews articles have been using sources completely unrelated to the article's content! Not that there's anything wrong with this, many trustworthy news- What!? What the fuck is it this time? I'm- no, no. Fine. Fuck it, I'll just change what the article is about.
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It has come to our attention that this article has a source, that in fact has nothing to do with the article itself! This is- Holy shit, what!? What the fuck! No! You can't fire me, I'm your best reporter! I- No! Please, this was my last resort! I can't get another job! Please! ...Alright. I'll come by later and get my things. Well.. shit.
UnNews: Recent UnNews Article has multiple titles[edit | edit source]
Oh my God, stop following me around! I don't work there anymore, stop asking me to report on shit! Christ!
UnNews: Recently Fired UnNews Reporter Slandering UncycloMedia[edit | edit source]
A recently fired UnNews reporter has been spreading lies and slander about UnNews and UncycloMedia as a whole. It seems that as a response, they have hired an assassin to kill him. I- oh wait, no. I've just received word that UncycloMedia cannot afford an assassin, and have instead hired a methhead from craigslist. Ah, here he is now. Hello, Methhead! Can you comment on the rumors that you are here to kill- wait is that a kni- OH GOD NO WAIT
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- "2016 Cheez-It 355 at The Glen" Wikipedia, December 8, 2025