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Today's featured article The shit cannon is an extremely rare and deadly weapon. It is rumored that it can devastate any army due to its special ammunition, and that Napoleon might have used it in more than one occasion. The following information is all that is known about these legendary guns. The origin of the shit cannon is actually unknown. Contrary to popular belief, it seems to have been first used in the year 1337 by pirates, and not in 1596 by Sir Francis Drake, therefore, it couldn't have been invented by him. (More...) Featured one year ago today Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit, featured on 5 November 2023. See the featured version.	In the News Some guy gets crazy (Pictured) I have a FUCKING HEADACHE Barack Obama is gay, apparently. It's still not okay to Pull Your Penis out in Public On this day... November 5: International Page Blanking Day
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