User:Ketchup Boss/Mark David Chapman explains why he killed John Lennon

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The fat ass who murdered John Lennon on December,11th 1980 finally explains why he killed him.

21 April 2014

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London, England -- Mark David Chapman, the disrespectful fat ass who murdered John Lennon back in 1980 finally explains why he murdered John Lennon. Here is what he said: "I thought that by killing John Lennon, I would become just as famous as him." This was called by many police officers as nothing but an lame excuse for the reason why Mark David Chapman killed John Lennon,and he will have the death penalty today by Ringo Starr electrocuting him.

The police have kept Chapman in prison for many years,and are really tired of having to deal with the sugar addicted fat ass who doesn't give a fuck about John Lennon even though he said he was a fan of his.I mean seriously! What type of asshole would murder a celebrity that he or she is a fan of?! Chapman is just fully sick,along with Yolanda Salvidar,the Mexican fat ass who murdered beautiful and talented singer Selena back in 1995, who Chapman later dated in prison.

Back in December 1980,London policemen asked him the reason why he shot Lennon but Chapman never gave an answer,he just shrugged his shoulders and was sent back to the New York City Police Department where the American officers got really tired of having to order Burger Kingchicken sandwiches along with a giant Coke for him to drink almost every single day. Today,Chapman will finally die by Starr electrocuting him with the death panalty.

Much respect over his death goes to Julian,Sean,and his weird ass Japanese wife Yoko Ono Lennon from Japan. We will all also miss John Lennon,and this UnNews article is an tribute to him as an great husband,musician,singer,and songwriter. Oh,and by the way,Kurt Cobain doesn't deserve a tribute. He was an overrated asshole musician.

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