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From the Temple of Goa Tse
- By Joseph the Burninator, Son of Trogdor
I order to just go fucking write more articles! The world needs humour, not facts! As our slogan says:
FACTS IS HUMOUR!
THE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS STRENGTH!
TRUTH IS FUNNY!
We of the Goa Tse Clan/UnLeaks Liberation Authority have now taken control of the UnSignpost. We like to apologise for any inconvenience cause, because starting next week, I will renounce my Goa Tse Clan fellowship, and rename the fellowship as the Great Uncyclopedia Article Construction Project! The Uncyclopedia is glorious for generations since the foundation in 2005 after the Cleansing of the Comedians in Wikipedia, who decided to destroy Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense and begin a pogrom on all comedians and vandals! But we don't care about them anyway, because we have a pogrom of them in place already!
By the way, there will be some radical changes on the UnSignpost:
- The new time for the UnSignpost to be delivered is now every Friday, so that you can get in the mood for the weekend, and enjoy.
- Alongside the Daily Logs, there will be a random YouTube video.
- An image gallery that acts as our own page 3.
Random Image Gallery
- By Joe9320
As an UnSignpost first, we will establish the same method that The Sun and other European tabloids use for their page three just to get more money and create cheap masturbation fodder: Boobs, boobs and more boobs! No shit Sherlock!
UnSignpost state: Really shit
- By Joseph the Burninator, Son of Trogdor
High Generalissimo Fuhrer Aimsplode had raised concerns about the current state of UnSignpost at the recent forum. Currently, this has fallen to two choices: either that UnSignpost is run by Aimsplode and his In other news, Aimsplode also announced that Nazi flags will be used as toilet paper for the masses, the F1 will be denounced as a fascist Blackshirt propaganda front run by the son of a Blackshirt under his "Once a Nazi, always a Nazi" program and its complement program, "Love the German, Hate the Nazi" .and that all Polish will be called Nazis, Poland will be called Naziland, etc., following Obama's latest blunder on a speech when he was speaking. Aimsplode has yet to comment on the latter, revealing the statement that "it will open a can of worms".
PuppyOnTheRadio is NXWave
- By Joseph the Burninator, Son of Trogdor
Well, I had learnt that PuppyOnTheRadio had just became the new NXWave. I have been researching the two high profile sockpuppetry incidents based on reports from here and here. Based on careful research, I pieced out the evidence and found the similarities between the two incidents that had been happening as of late.
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I have now gotten to the point where I feel that I cannot contribute effectively here while she still remains as an admin, as her abuse of position and harassment and bullying of members based upon whim and favouritism is destroying the wiki.
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- NXWave and POTR both used Sockpuppets. NXWave's sockpuppets are Qua, NXWave spelled backwards, Uncognito and SU182. POTR's sockpuppets are: C₂H₆O and Poopy upOn The Juicy Taste of Radio.
- POTR, wrote on the 7th of May, 2012, that: "A while ago we decided to Op Lyrithya based upon her ability to write, coding nous, and her previous experience as an administrator elsewhere. Since that point in time a significant percentage of the community here have felt that she has become more of a dtriment than an asset to the community. I have now gotten to the point where I feel that I cannot contribute effectively here while she still remains as an admin, as her abuse of position and harassment and bullying of members based upon whim and favouritism is destroying the wiki. As I am currently not the mos popular person amongst the administration of the wiki, I fully expect to be banned for even bringing this point up". NXWave just harassed some random user nobody cares about.
- POTR's fate was just a quick permaban at the hands of a certain admin that we do not want to name. NXWave's fate is at the hands of Uncyclopedia's community. Why aren't we doing this anymore? And we don't even have UN:OFFICE anymore! We can just put them in there!
- POTR=May 2012. NXWave=May 2008. See? Between the two high-profile sockpuppetry incidents, we have four years of no high profile sockpuppetry incidents!
- NXWave is byword for "harassment to a fellow member". PuppyOnTheRadio is byword for "being pissed off at admins for 'harassment', and then making a drama out of it".
“You didn't have to cut him off!”~ Gotye
Also, Cajek disappeared. R.I.P. Cajek.
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