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Articles Written (Because I'm That Vain... Actually, Because I Have That Much Short Term Memory Loss)[edit | edit source]
UnNews[edit | edit source]
May 2007[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Amnesty International claims defeat, disbands
UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals Featured Article: 24 May 2007
UnNews:Eating Dole apples rears healthier children Audio by Zim
UnNews:Minority-hating Democrats seek to oust Gonzales Audio by Zim
UnNews:Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
UnNews:Soylent Green sues Heston for defamation
UnNews:Bush on Blair's departure: "My bad!"
UnNews:Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland
UnNews:Heroic Argentinian poor march for right to be starving
UnNews:Nathan Fillion appointed French Prime Minister YouTube by Zim
UnNews:Indian police make stations, cars function as suicide bombs
UnNews:Milestone 100th research group publishes yet another Kennedy assassination theory
UnNews:Report: News Edtiors Geting Lasier Audio by Zim
UnNews:Falwell's Death Linked to Gays, Feminists, Liberals