User:Iwantrice

Iwantrice is a pseudonym for a certain American Italian Canadian Asian whose mere mention causes even Arnold Schwarzenegger to cringe. He is a notorious Bear Wrestler, Level 25 dwarven sniper, and has accumulated one million level 100 pokemon. Fear him.

Awards[edit | edit source]

Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

"Good show, chum!"
Keen!-ness Merit

For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing his or her job,
this Uncyclopedian is awarded a really cool, shiny new thing! Keen!

Fun Hater Award

This user HATES fun. They sit on their proverbial porch all day and shake their canes at anyone who dances or laughs on their wiki.

"Get a hair cut, you hippie!"

	Uncyclopedian of the Year 20??

	Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition, which they won for their article: Iwantrice

	Writer of the Month Diciembre 20??

	Noob of the Moment April 20??

Grand Cross of the Order

Member of the Order

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

Good Samaritan Ninjastar

Through thick & thin, you are always the peace keeper.
Your good nature is praised & envied.
–Premier Tom Mayfair

UnNews Audio Ninjastar

For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

AN AWARD!

This user has done something or other which has earned them enough of RAHB's respect, for RAHB to give them an award template. Ironically, this template is rather generic, and despite the fact that RAHB thought this user deserved an award, he couldn't be arsed into personalizing it for them. Perhaps he'll explain the reason you got it, if he feels like it.