User:Iwantrice
Iwantrice is a pseudonym for a certain American Italian Canadian Asian whose mere mention causes even Arnold Schwarzenegger to cringe. He is a notorious Bear Wrestler, Level 25 dwarven sniper, and has accumulated one million level 100 pokemon. Fear him.
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"Good show, chum!" Keen!-ness Merit For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing his or her job, |
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Fun Hater Award This user HATES fun. They sit on their proverbial porch all day and shake their canes at anyone who dances or laughs on their wiki.
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Uncyclopedian of the Year 20??
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Poet Lowrate |
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition, which they won for their article: Iwantrice
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Writer of the Month Diciembre 20??
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 Member of the Order |
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Feather in Your Cap Award This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person. |
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Good Samaritan Ninjastar Through thick & thin, you are always the peace keeper. Your good nature is praised & envied. –Premier Tom Mayfair |
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UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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 | Rejoice, Iwantrice! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
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WaterPeace Ninjastar For banning that Kozo. –Orian57
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 | This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
The Right Honourable John Doe UmP
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Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, |
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Squeegee Warrior This user is hereby cited for excellent work |
They should be very proud of themselves for that.
Useless Gobshite of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}
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Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand I'm awesome –iwantrice
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