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Episode # ∞ AKA THE FINALITY EPISODE SERIES: ENDGAME[edit | edit source]

(Outside The DexiCorp Worlod Robotica Building, New Toronto)

(We see our gang hiding behind the wreckage of the last Roboticaa Mega-Destroyer, behind the wreckage is a protective forcefield surrounded by nine million Robot Death-Drones, inside the force field, the central intellegence core and main information processing unit for the entire Robot Rebellion movement.)

Characters, Or, What The Hell Happened to Who
  • Benon Jr. - the leader of the resistance, clone son of the late Benson Dubois, who gave his life in Episode 94,632 to save the last schoolbus of children from a wave of rogue Sand-Bots.
  • Harriett O'Perandi - The daudgter of Shamus O'Perandi, now the lover of Benson Jr. Together had a baby, Quagmire.
  • Tony Engelsfair - Grandson of Timothy Engelsfair, leader of the UACC, Unified Accord for Communist Control, and a bad-ass poker player
  • Sunshine - the late Moonshine's bio-engineerd, marijuana-fueled, super smart German Shephard. He has thumbs.
  • Albert Von Dizberg - One of the last surviving members from the original group, Dizberg sold his soul to Ouroboros for infinite life
  • Baron Of Death - Injected with a prototype immortality serum, The Baron was mutated into an intellegent zombie with detatchable limbs and kung-fu action. Cannot die.
  • Eve Uncyclop - Adam Uncyclop's daughter, she was born without arms, but with tentacles.
  • Braylin - Braycat's Digital incarnation, made when Braycat's body was destroyed in The Robot Rebellion Wars.
  • Keitar - When Keira heard of her husband's digitization, she uploaded herself into Braylin's database and rejected her body. Braylin and Keitar live together in happiness in a GameCube memorycard.
  • Brad A. Pacer - He's an alien from Kraxotillion. He has nine toes on each foot. COOL.
  • Deity Don Fluffington - Lord Flandos's deity self, created after he completed all 100 good deeds and collected the Five Pillar Powers.
  • Doctor Trousers - Head preserved in jar after incident in a pickle factory. His head still weilds power.
  • JB - Dr. Hinoa Cox's failed protoge.
  • René Corsaire - DECEASED: Died in crusade for the Lost Treasure Of Old Craigsden.
  • Zatoichi - DECEASED: Walked over a cliff
  • Sensei - DECEASED: Died in childbirth with Kakun Guatalupe's child, Tits McMurphy
  • Nikita Starveshchev - DECEASED: Mysteriously vanished after criticizing Stalin's second rule.
  • Boris Codienov - DECEASED: Killed by Corsaire in episode #54.
  • Lauren Waterstill - DECEASED: First to die in the Robot Rebellion Wars.
  • Jules Nintedorulez - DECEASED: Executed for buying an X-Box
  • Shandion Garm - DECEASED: It's a Dog eat Garm world.
  • Emmzeed - DECEASED: Died in lumberjacking accident. "I bet I can catch that tree when it falls!"
  • General Han Soson - DECEASED: Died in the Eurg invasion of 2344, sacrificed his life to save the planet. Died in a brilliant rainbow coloured explosion. Death caught on videotape and is now the most downloaded video file in the United Federation of Planets
  • Indy Hymn - DECEASED: Ouroboros invoked his allmighty wrath upon him.
  • Froggy - DECEASED: Killed by the Geico Gecko in a Battle Royale.
  • Kakun Guatalupe DECEASED: The dashingly handsome Middle-Easterner with a lisp. Died in childbirth of son, Tits McMurphy. (Sensei came back and killed him when she heard what he named their child.)
  • Dr. Supwealuhop DECEASED: Overdose of curry powder