User:Manforman

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Come on in, make yourself comfortable, purchase a glass of tea
Why? purchase yourself one, because I'm not purchasing one for you, HA HA!

Commander of the Order

JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

Articles

Below is a list of Articles I've written. Featured articles are in bold and Quasi-Featured articles are in italic.

• HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (w/The Thinker)
• Let It Be
• UnNews:A dog saves a failing Kansas School from shutting it's Doors
• UnNews:Hillary Clinton Drops out of the Presidential Election
• UnNews:Alberto Gonzales claims he doesn't recall saying "I may have created confusion"
• HowTo:Get out of Jail
• UnNews:Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq (rw)
• Booger King (rw)
• UnNews:Curious George Sequel has been released today

Workshop

Current WIPs:

• HowTo:Count to Infinity
• HowTo:Annoy your Teacher (not sure if I'm going to complete or not)

Articles I might adopt:

• Rubber Soul

Awards

I win awards from time to time, mostly VFH thank you templates which aren't listed here. Here are my more notable awards:

Featured Article: HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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