User:Coster

Uncyclopedia:Babel

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate .

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

IP Coster's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP

This user is a Mad Scientist.

sub subliminal! sub

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português. pt-N

cpp-4 This user speaks C++ at a near-native level. cpp-4

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

perl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl. perl-2

es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N

This is my fucked up user page. You know what? Fuck you too.

Articles that I created, or that I wrote a big part of it

• Amazon.com;
• Cement shoes;
• Livraria Cultura;
• Babel:Pt-br/Eu;