User:CoolKidz9001/The Wall (Prison)
~ Pink Floyd singing about The Wall
The Wall is a stupid and lazy prison where people ejaculate and read UnNews on their UnMacs, while fapping and being watched by Dmitri Johannes Petrov and Henry Stickmin, who are stupid old wardens who SUCK OUR ASS! Seriously, sentences are usually OVER 9,000 years long, with some exceptions to that rule, say Big Smoke, sentenced to only 5 years in prison for creating fake CycloDollars.
The place is SUPER RUN DOWN, nobody has decided to clean up the place off all the cum, poop, and jizz. Ever, all they even fucking do is smoke weed and watch NSFW videos on their lazy ass. They can also have sex in here right in the open of the fucking snow!
Barney used to be the warden, but got kicked out for not only showing his penis to a female inmate, he also let the inmates free, so he let his body hit the floor!
There is a TV here, but all it shows is Booba and Dora the Explorer, BORING!! There is also a shop, all they sell is cumshots and Superman 64, also BORING!
The place has been sued many times for giving the inmates cum.
Inmates[edit | edit source]
- The guy who stole OVER 9,000 Bananas from monkeys.
- You: they don't like you
- Barney The Dinosaur: he's a million years overdue
- Elmo: he was a bad boy, a very bad boy
- Luna the Hyena
- Captain 1
People who visit inmates often[edit | edit source]
- Big Bird and Kermit the Frog used to visit Elmo, but last time something went wrong, very wrong.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The first cumshot here was in 21 AD.
- Lots of people have sex here!