User:Cat the Colourful/Helloween

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Helloween logo.jpg
Origins German
Year(s) active from 1984
Genre(s) Lots and lots of Metal
Label(s) Noice Records
Members Bunch of sinny people

“Yes I am, I am a perfect gentlemen... Hey, dont laugh!”

HellPumpkin.pngween is a german Metal-band founded nearly in eighteens. The band isn`t just faumous from it`s hysterically funny name, but they are faumous for playing their own invented Power Metal which is the combine of Heavy Metal, Pop Metal, Viking Metal, Trash Metal, Speed Metal, Proggressive Metal, Metal?, metal with violins, Death Metal, AND Alternative Metal. While focusing on music, their lyrics are pretty simple, and that`s sad, because I dont know many band who keeps asking on their songs something poor like "Are We Metal?"...

History[edit | edit source]

Once upon a time, in 1984, there was a metal band called "Second Hell". In those times, there were only two-kind of metal bands; there were bands that succeeded, and bands that didn`t succeed. Helloween was in that non-succeeding category. Altough they made albums and songs, they had live-conserts and were noisy, and they had really a drummer and didn`t play that stupid techno-music, the band just didn`t succeed. They had no idea how to fix that.

Then, few years later, the same band, now as "Helloween", were looking for singer. The former singer had lost his voice mystically after eating sausage with hot chili-sauce, and now he was playing guitar. Just before losing their hope, Helloween found this 18-years old teen drug addict opera-singer from streets, Michael Kiske, and he wanted to sing. He singed pretty good, so he got the job. Because he was still kinda teen, ya know, Kiske lost his keys to home every seventh day. His band members were tired of breaking Kiske`s door down so that he could go and watch TV and drink coke, the other members made the albums "Keeper of the Seven Keys pt.1 and 2" only to piss him off. After he singed the albums, Helloween kicked him out.

Now, in these great years starting with the number 2, Helloween is now a worldfaumous metal-band. After the death of their suicidal drummer Ingo, Helloween started to make better music and more sequels to their now overused album Keeper of the Seven Keys, such as "The Son of the Keeper of the Seven Days", "Keeper of the Seven Keys (The Legacy)" and "The Return of Keeper of the Seven Keys".